Seth:construct an adult situation involving Mickey and ice cream
Seth:this had better be good
Seth:not like your last story
bees:Seth and Mickey are in the middle of crazy hot man on man buttsex when seth whips out two ice cream cones and sticks them on both of his nipples. Then Mickey cockslaps the ice cream all over seth's chest and proceeds to lick it all off, unfortunately he eats it too fast and has a fatal brain freeze that literally causes his brain to freeze solid, and then it shatters into a million pieces while still in his skull, killing him in the process. Seth puts on his pants, steals everything of value, and saunters into the setting sun. The end.
Zboob:what the fucking shit did I just come in here and read?