- greg: do ninjas eat barbecue
- Katie: maybe
- greg: trying to wrap my mind around a group of ninjas
- greg: out in the back yard
- greg: grilling
- Katie: lol
You’re right. It’s a sharpened piece of metal on a stick.
lotsofbees said: bees
u came to the wroooooooooong tumblr
fka u bddy, i go were i want
mickey x seth
- Seth: construct an adult situation involving Mickey and ice cream
- bees: Okay
- Seth: this had better be good
- Mickey: oh no
- Seth: not like your last story
- bees: Seth and Mickey are in the middle of crazy hot man on man buttsex when seth whips out two ice cream cones and sticks them on both of his nipples. Then Mickey cockslaps the ice cream all over seth's chest and proceeds to lick it all off, unfortunately he eats it too fast and has a fatal brain freeze that literally causes his brain to freeze solid, and then it shatters into a million pieces while still in his skull, killing him in the process. Seth puts on his pants, steals everything of value, and saunters into the setting sun. The end.
- Zboob: what the fucking shit did I just come in here and read?
- bees: bad fanfiction
- Mickey: lolllll
Valve should ban “Kawaii” as a user-defined tag.
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